Let’s meet some llamas. Soon.

Welcome to the farm of Spit You Not USA

We were introduced to llamas when we went hiking with a couple of them during a vacation in New Mexico. They where funny looking but confident, surprisingly easy to control and they had a very calming non-threatening presence. We connected with them differently than we had with other animals.

Back home we talked about how interesting life could be caring for a few llamas on a daily basis, and about the joy we could have in introducing people to them. It took about a decade since, but in 2024 we finally welcomed the first llamas to our recently purchased mini-farm in Carroll County, Maryland, located close to 140, between Westminster and Reisterstown.

Our female only herd of ten was quickly embraced by neighbors and friends with hundreds visiting each year. We are excited to offer private guided farm tours with hands-on llama interactions starting the fall 2026.

We look forward to welcoming you and your family.

Rob & Kristina Miller